The Stolen Car.

A man was driving through a 30 MPH limit.
Behind him was a BMW being driven by a Woman who was late, applying her lipstick, eating a sandwich and talking on her phone.
The traffic lights ahead changed to amber, the first driver considered accelerating through the amber light reasoning that he could beat the red light.
However he changed his mind and slowed to a stop, all to aware he was being tailgated by the woman in the BMW.
Frustrated beyond endurance she was swearing and cursing the driver in front. There was a load tap on her window, turning she saw a policeman indicating she should step out of the car while keeping her hands in view.
She was handcuffed and taken to the police station where she was booked, relieved of her shoes, belt and all her personal possessions.
After several hours in a small, bleak cell she was escorted back to the custody desk.
Waiting for her there was the sergeant who arrested her; his first words were of apology and contrition.
He explained "When I saw the 'Christian Woman's Fellowship' sticker, the 'Sisters and Saints' sticker and the chrome 'Fish' Christian badge on the back of your car. Given your actions towards the driver in front of you I assumed that the car must be stolen!